The Elder Scrolls - Skyrim. It's one of the more enjoyable titles I've played in recent memory, and every bit as addictive as crack. (Or so I've been told.)
The attention to detail in Skyrim is simply staggering. From the majestic misty mounts which dot the landscape, to the tranquil forests brimming with lush plants and woodland critters (all of which make for excellent target practice, speaking as a master mage.) But I've found that the town guards really take the cake. The thought provoking observations they all to freely give as you encounter them during your adventures will bring you hours and hours of entertainment...
In all seriousness though, some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths is absolutely hilarious, like the little gem pictured above.
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Yeah, the enemies in Skyrim certainly have their quirks.